tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.comments2011-12-27T01:44:17.595-05:00227 Miles227mileshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-2453001764820233502010-08-19T10:49:31.838-04:002010-08-19T10:49:31.838-04:00No, but it's more fun that way ;)No, but it's more fun that way ;)227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-61573874137911557982010-08-19T10:04:21.063-04:002010-08-19T10:04:21.063-04:00Seriously, ladies: Do we really need an EQUATION ...Seriously, ladies: Do we really need an EQUATION to tell us men are simple 98% of the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-74433184327588717802010-08-17T17:48:24.756-04:002010-08-17T17:48:24.756-04:00Thanks so much for the comment! Really well though...Thanks so much for the comment! Really well thought out and I consider myself a better person for knowing the equation :)227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-4458548044270263512010-08-17T17:38:37.973-04:002010-08-17T17:38:37.973-04:0098% of men are very simple creatures. As Chris Roc...98% of men are very simple creatures. As Chris Rock said "Feed em, fk em and shut the f**k up"... <br /><br />Realistically a lot of guys go through the numbers on their phones at a given point to see if there is any interest at all. Even if they haven't spoken to or remember said person. Kind of like the old days, when men would clean out their wallets and find old phone numbers on various pieces of paper. And call just to see what's up. But email/text/bbm make that all less awkward now.<br /><br />Match date Monday was definitely playing the percentages. The conversion rate is inversely proportional to the last hook up or meaningful contact to time of night and how drunk and willing the girl is.<br /><br />in a mathematical formula:<br /><br />Booty = ( Days since hookup + other contact)/ (time of nite + # of drinks)<br /><br />The lower the number, the better your odds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-76530060690375336462010-08-14T16:20:33.601-04:002010-08-14T16:20:33.601-04:00Hey Molly! Thanks for following the blog, I love y...Hey Molly! Thanks for following the blog, I love yours! No, I don't think it's terrible that you said she was nice. People kind of know what that means when the only thing you can say about someone is that they're "nice", as if it's the only redeeming quality that person has.227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-78368153605047834042010-08-13T19:51:27.059-04:002010-08-13T19:51:27.059-04:00girl, ain't that the truth. this happened to m...girl, ain't that the truth. this happened to me just three days ago! the girl was really nice... but that's IT. i mean, when the nicest thing you can say about someone is that they're nice, in my opinion, that just means that person sorta sucks. so all i told him was that she was nice and let him think it was a compliment. that's not terrible is it?mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17981819454291667948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-7944850974537244442010-08-13T19:43:53.887-04:002010-08-13T19:43:53.887-04:00just found your blog through wandering foodie'...just found your blog through wandering foodie's and i LOVE this song. also i, too, am a chicago native. wooooo!!mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17981819454291667948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-11304984242762438232010-08-12T00:08:10.048-04:002010-08-12T00:08:10.048-04:00Glad you got back to writing ;o) Interesting dile...Glad you got back to writing ;o) Interesting dilemma but I think guys have it a little easier in this situation because we can be meaner to each other and more Frank, in the early stages of the relationship. Guys have unwritten rules about such things. In the early stages of dating, guy will tell friends details about dates/sex/everything, during that period you can make comments that are more honest on what you think, "she's temporary right?" or "you're not exclusive with her right?" "she seems a little annoying, is it just her voice or everything about her?" <br /><br />Then as time passes so does that opportunity, no one wants to hear about you having sex with your GF anymore and no one wants to hear your opinion about them either.<br /><br />Speak early and often otherwise, shut up and be that friend, that says I knew that would end up like that, when you never said it.Mikehttp://twitter.com/reyetrnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-21140907909732807482010-07-30T19:41:16.621-04:002010-07-30T19:41:16.621-04:00love her and love this song.love her and love this song.MS FOSMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01903864428609834299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-60544941292876390892010-07-19T10:08:45.869-04:002010-07-19T10:08:45.869-04:00I'm definitely checking out the Mr. Good Enoug...I'm definitely checking out the Mr. Good Enough book! Maybe I'll do a book review. I don't think anyone should ever settle but I'm also against unrealistic expectations.227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-42454714021089059282010-07-16T02:12:30.711-04:002010-07-16T02:12:30.711-04:00you are entirely rewriting the book, "marry h...you are entirely rewriting the book, "marry him: the case for settling for mr. good enough". check it out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-73151150696576084172010-07-15T09:01:31.090-04:002010-07-15T09:01:31.090-04:00Yes, it entirely correlates. I rarely go anywhere...Yes, it entirely correlates. I rarely go anywhere twice and I am a serial monogamist.Foodiehttp://wanderingfoodie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-83590514220556615282010-07-13T16:54:40.573-04:002010-07-13T16:54:40.573-04:00That is creepyThat is creepyLucas Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09036796221294008308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-5901768812966127312010-07-13T15:41:35.483-04:002010-07-13T15:41:35.483-04:00I LOVE this btw. Pure genius :)I LOVE this btw. Pure genius :)227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-16624981493531401772010-07-12T19:06:19.884-04:002010-07-12T19:06:19.884-04:00This comment has been hidden from the blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-72378536801451585862010-06-28T22:13:52.022-04:002010-06-28T22:13:52.022-04:00So long, JDate.com (a very short play)
MFD: Hel...So long, JDate.com (a very short play) <br /><br /><br />MFD: Hello, I'm your Fantasy Date tonight. Nice to meet you.<br /><br />LS: Hi. I must say, you are very attractive. In fact, you are considerably more attractive than anyone I have ever gone out with.<br /><br />MFD: Thanks for saying so. I am also well-groomed and I smell good.<br /><br />LS: Are you on a dating site? How did you find me?<br /><br />MFD: It's beshert! Nah, I read your terrific bio online. Your pictures are really cute and your fake age is easily believable. And, I'm into short women, as long as they aren't too slender.<br /><br />LS: Cool. What about you? What do you like to do in your free time?<br /><br />MFD: Hey, I am your Fantasy Date. Our interests, politics and outlook on life are absolutely compatible. Besides, I'd much rather pretend to be interested in what you have to say.<br /><br />LS: Well, um, er . . .<br /><br />MFD: . . . don't worry at all about making a good impression. I like you a lot already.<br /><br />LS: This is turning out very well. Did you have anything in mind to do this evening?<br /><br />MFD: Dinner and theater? I'm thinking either sushi or Middle Eastern. Then, would you prefer a big downtown musical or a little off-loop storefront production? I have heard great things about both. If you prefer, we can stay home. I'll cook dinner, then we can make out.<br /><br /><br /><br />finrunciblespnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09449506880776352857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-77622454852059973762010-06-24T20:53:44.080-04:002010-06-24T20:53:44.080-04:00They're for running as close to barefoot as po...They're for running as close to barefoot as possible. I've heard they're also quite good for rock climbing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-11928955386871241072010-06-11T21:51:09.087-04:002010-06-11T21:51:09.087-04:00I'm sorry for being MIA. I think you should wa...I'm sorry for being MIA. I think you should walk away quickly, maybe even run. A wise friend once told me, if he wants to be with you, he would be with you.227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-11467025826812112642010-06-02T00:29:08.681-04:002010-06-02T00:29:08.681-04:00I actually lost a lot of photos of me and my ex wh...I actually lost a lot of photos of me and my ex when my laptop crashed and I didn't back anything up. I have early relationship photos on my sister's computer, but I refrain from clicking on them if I'm in her Pictures folder.Wrecked Stellarhttp://www.wreckedstellar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-28192054366307377852010-06-02T00:26:09.529-04:002010-06-02T00:26:09.529-04:00I definitely agree- cute guys in DC/MD are hard to...I definitely agree- cute guys in DC/MD are hard to come by...Wrecked Stellarhttp://www.wreckedstellar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-61496127101711863962010-06-02T00:23:14.192-04:002010-06-02T00:23:14.192-04:00Hey! Ahh I've been MIA and need to catch up on...Hey! Ahh I've been MIA and need to catch up on all your stories! I was going to say don't take a break so I can live vicariously through your dating adventures but I see I'm too late and you went on one! How was it?! How do you meet so many of these guys? I need to take a cue from you somehow! :) xo, melWrecked Stellarhttp://www.wreckedstellar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-82889599962623046062010-05-31T13:26:43.869-04:002010-05-31T13:26:43.869-04:00I am falling in love with a firefighter who is abo...I am falling in love with a firefighter who is about to get married and is 5,000 miles away, he skypes and emails me, what should i doAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-61159148613381448142010-05-21T16:21:36.892-04:002010-05-21T16:21:36.892-04:00I sealed my fate, but at least it's a good sto...I sealed my fate, but at least it's a good story. Went on a one week hiatus, it'll be over Sunday. I'll let you know how fun it was.227mileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03978610406778070414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-19836322188475826722010-05-19T23:10:07.323-04:002010-05-19T23:10:07.323-04:00That girl sounds kinda crazy, but, lets be honest ...That girl sounds kinda crazy, but, lets be honest for a second, you sealed your own fate with that text my dear.<br /><br />As per a hiatus - it's only going to work if you stick with it and we all know how fun that is.L.A.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09794979185698861626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-882285722956475138.post-56522611247600527202010-05-19T10:47:35.856-04:002010-05-19T10:47:35.856-04:00Run, don't hide, from this guy. Crazy his psy...Run, don't hide, from this guy. Crazy his psycho girlfriend is cyberstalking you.<br /><br />Do you think guys invented the "spark"? Would be interesting to hear your take on it.<br /><br />Take a dating hiatus for about a week. You're on a piece of land that measure 2.5 miles by 11 miles, so there's always someone around the corner (literally)!<br /><br />For your added benefit, I'm posting another dialogue from "He's Just Not That Into You."<br /><br />*Talking about a girl and two guys a few feet away from them at the bar when the hotter guy walks away*<br />Alex: Now, check out droopy dog on the other side. This guy's going to be buying her drinks all night and she's going to insist that there's no "spark".<br />Gigi: Maybe there's not. You need a spark.<br />Alex: No, the "spark" thing is shit.<br />Gigi: Really?<br />Alex: Bull shit.<br />Gigi: Enlighten me.<br />Alex: Guys invented the "spark" so that they could not call, and treat you kind of bad, and keep you guessing, and they convince you that that anxiety and that fear that they're throwing at you is actually, just a "spark". And you guys all buy it. You eat it up. And you love it. You love it because you feed off that drama. You all love that drama.<br />Gigi: I don't.<br />Alex: Oh really? So you never wait until the last minute on a deadline or phone bill because secretly you kind of love the drama of not knowing whether or not you're going to make it?<br />Gigi: May...be?<br />Alex: And let me guess. When you were stalking Conor the other night, were you obsessing about him calling, constantly pacing back and forth and staring at your phone for days even though the date was just kind of mediocre? <br />Gigi: Ha. Okay, yeah?<br />Alex: Because you all thrive on the drama! But you've got to be more like me. If a girl likes me, great. But if not, there are plenty more out there like her. Probably one with smaller pores and bigger implants.Paulnoreply@blogger.com